Elyse has shoe issues OR (alternative headline: Elyse has ‘Jimny Choo’ issues, har de har har … not really … I’m sleepy)

Hahhaahahah, I can’t afford you, pretty lady.

Every time I go shoe shopping, I end up making a “shoe buddy” in hopes that this total stranger will help me decide between two pairs of shoes. The end result always seems to be that we convince each other that we both really need two new pairs of shoes.